Want to punish your pooch?

G.W. Little claims, "Everyone will be talking about the debut of these Puparazzi Squeak Toys," but I'm pretty sure that's because they are ridiculously lame and kind of scary.

As someone who is extremely corny, I can appreciate the creativity of some of the names, but honestly, who is going to pay $14 (plus s/h) to get one of these things? And your dog certainly does not give a crap if he's chewing on rawhide or Britney Spears-hide ("Biteme Spears" as the pop singer's chewtoy is called).

Yeah, I think dressing your dog up in pink sweaters is also unnecessary, but maybe the dog looks cute. These things are just flat out hideous.

"Clint Eastwoof" and "Bruce Woofless"