America's Next Top Terrible Rap Video

Two of my favorite moments in America's Next Top Model history have come from the one and only Lisa (Cycle 5). I enjoyed when she got hammered and had a heart-to-heart with an enormous plant she aptly named "Cousin It," as well as the "Relax. Eat a cookie!"

And if you don't watch ANTM, I'm sure you have no idea what that means and you probably could not be more disinterested in watching this video; however, if you'd like to check out a mildly attractive white girl trying to rap and failing miserably, check out Lisa's video for "Ace of Spades." Lisa was one of my favorite top model wannabes, but this is garbage. She was better off peeing in adult diapers and drowning in a jacuzzi full of bubbles.