The Hills are a lie with the sound of ruses

MTV ain't fooling anybody calling The Hills a reality show; then again, I've never been to California--maybe everyone out there really is blond, beautiful and disgustingly wealthy.

But several nuggets of insider information came out this week exposing The Hills as like, a super totally awesomely fake reality show, homeboy.

After Monday's episode, perezhilton.com posted screen shots of continuity errors with Lauren's nailpolish during her date with blond model boy Gavin and the lack thereof as she's texting Brody seemingly after her date. GASP!

Well that just broke the dam for insiders to start spitting truth about The Hills. Heidi and Audrina's jobs at Bolthouse and Sony BMG, respectively, are BS. They come in about once a month to film a work scene. Oh my goodness, you mean those girls don't actually work for the lavish lifestyles they lead? And apparently Heidi wanted to get married on the show, but LC threatened to not return for another season if producers approved.

The thing that I love best about this is the information Best Week Ever leaked. One of their writers actually knew Gavin from high school and was bothered by how boring and nerdy MTV made him seem, so they set up an interview and blondy spilled the beans on the fabricated fantasy world that is The Hills. In it he talks about how production tells him to ask LC out, makes it look like he force fed her food she hated and dropped her off at 9 p.m. after a super lame date (though she's the lame one afterall, according to him).

I know this comes with little shock value to most of you, but it's funny. And if I've broken your naive little Hills-lovin' heart, I'm sorry. Santa Claus is fake too.