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Happy Halloween from
The Jerc Store!

Kudos to those with a creative Halloween costume this year; if you've got something brilliant, share! But, I must especially applaud any woman who has sacrificed beauty for the sake of an artistic or comedic costume. It's a hard thing to do on a day when so many slutty girls are walking around in miniskirts and devil ears pretending to be something demiurgic. I salute you and your integrity.