Look, a dolphin! Wait, that's a little Chinese girl.

Please, read this story from CNN and tell me this is not the most insane form of training ever.

First reaction to the headline is, "[gasp] that's child abuse!" But then you come to find the child asked to be thrown into the river bound by her hands and feet? And don't stop there...she also ran more than 2,200 miles in 55 days (approx. 40 miles per day) while her father drove behind her in a motor scooter?

I can't wait to see this 10-year-old beat us in the Olympics.