Say it ain't so, Jeets

Two floozies blew up Derek Jeter's spot Sunday after "rounding the bases" with him the night before, if yaknowwhatImean.

Why? Apparently the thought of paying their overnight parking fee didn't cross Jeter's mind while he was escorting the mini-skirt-clad ladies to his penthouse suite and they threw a fit the next morning in the lobby. One of them actually said to the attendant, "After last night, he'd better [bleep]ing take care of it!"

Guess the Yankee captain can turn double plays in the off-season too.