Dry your mascara-laden eyes, Hills fans. Despite the "finale" episode last night, the season is not over!
Yes, if you missed last night's special aftershow you missed nothing but MTV compensating for the writer's strike and extending its most popular reality show's third season, beginning "in the first quarter" of 2008.
Lauren announced that viewers would "get to see our whole trip to Paris, and everything that follows afterwards." But based on last night's "last hurrah," I'm thinking these episodes are
gonna be a snoozefest. Let's recap:Heidi and Spencer went their separate ways, but we're not actually sure if they broke up...?
Whitney is asked to again join the skeleton-like Lisa Love in Paris and Lauren is sad. Whitney accidentally asks Lauren what Paris is like this time of year (duhhh) and Lauren is sad again. Then, to the shock of viewers across the nation (note sarcasm, please), Lauren is invited on the trip and she shares her Cheshire-cat like smile with us all.
But wait! What about Brody? Will Lauren again be forced to choose between some pretty boy who is likely banging every other blond girl in LA and the je ne sais qua of Pari?
Actually, it doesn't matter, because she's going for like, four days and she and Brody aren't even dating. YAWN.
There was a lot of self-recollection time while the cast drove in their fancy schmancy cars and half of them got on airplanes. My favorite part was of it all was Audrina, sitting alone in the apartment doing nothing while everyone else is going through some life-changing experience.
Overall, this finale was super lame and the only thing more pathetic than it was the slopfest that followed on the aftershow. I don't think MTV could have picked two more annoying and incompetent hosts. They got no information out of the show's "stars" and they were practically drooling all over the place.
I know this is a paltry recap effort, but please, let me direct you to a fantastic analysis of last night's episode. It's so wonderful, I must give it props.
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2 comments:
Cheshire Cat Smile.... HAHAHAHA.... Seriously, I will be laughing about that for hours.
i haven't watched this show but that paris shit sounds just like they replicated the plot in the devils wears prada...one of 2 girls gets to go to paris, one is sad, the other 'accidentally' mentions it, making the other one even sadder...man this show is awful. blog about proj runners!!!
KBR
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