Monday, December 10, 2007

David stuck in the John

A Scottish man who was trapped in a lawn bowling club bathroom for 100 hours was freed today. I think just one question remains:

What the hell is lawn bowling??

No, really. David Leggat, 55, survived nearly four days inside the bathroom in Aberdeen after the door jammed and the handle fell off. That's some high class country club there. He had no food and no cell phone. The paper said he survived by dipping his feet into hot water (and I don't really want to know what water or how it got hot).

Leggat was rescued when the cleaning woman arrived to collect her equipment, and what did the man's prolific emergence speech: "At least there was a toilet to use" (not joking).

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