Colorful, butt designer?

Now, I always said that if someone bought me a designer handbag, I'd light it on fire because I consider it an enormous waste of money, but anyone who thinks this designer product is worth the purchase should wipe their ass with it.

...well, that's what intended for, duhhh.
Renova has introduced luxury toilet paper in green, red, orange and black. Umm, kind of weird, yes? A 3-pack is selling for 7.51 euro (about 10.98 USD).

The best is the way they market this on the website:

• The RED is the power of emotion. It is what gives us our Vitality and Passion.
• Renova Black tissue: a voluptuous texture, soft and glamorous; a paper full of pleasure.
• Tissue paper in bright orange to celebrate exotism in the bathroom. Enjoy!

Should we really be describing bathroom activities with adjectives like 'voluptuous' and 'passion'? Maybe not, but you can also buy tissues and paper towels to match!