God says: Stay within the lines

The New York Roman Catholic Church has introduced a coloring book to help children of the church grasp the concept of creepy clergy men yearning to touch them.

Yes, that's right: coloring and crayons will help to counter the more than 3,000 priests lurking in the pews as they pray.

Okay, maybe I'm being a bit harsh, but the coloring book does feature the image of a guardian angel hovering over an altar boy as a priest creeps in the background--I'm not kidding!

"For safety's sake, a child and an adult shouldn't be alone in a closed room together," the angel counsels from above.

I guess it's a step in the right direction? Or perhaps it's just a distraction so the little boy coloring after Sunday School won't see it coming...