It seems as though even Jesus is up on his technology this year: The savior in his manger is being fitted with GPS technology to avoid Baby Jesus-stealing thiefs during the holiday season.A Cincinnati attorney, who read a story earlier this month about people stealing nativity scenes in Florida, donated the Global Positioning System navigation device.
"I don't anticipate this will ever happen again, but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior."--Dina Cellini, site manager."Save our savior" - ahh, I love it.
Mary and Joseph will also be given some GPS loving, and a plexiglass screen will be set up as well.
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2 things
1. Nice Talladega Night's reference
2. Why is this story, supposedly taking place in Miami, Florida, coming from/being covered by a Beijing newspaper??? They're still communist over there. This could all be baby-jesus-loving-GPS-utilizing Communist propaganda. I'm just saying...
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