Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

"I'll never let go, print journalism; I'll never let go..."

So, I'm depressed. Today, I drove into work for an ominous "all-staff" meeting with my company's executive editors, whom we only see about three times a year. And while we were all surprised that we weren't laid off [...yet], the news was grim. Apparently, the company is beginning its "streamlining" (code for "layoff") efforts, so the writing is on the wall.

Our company's satellite offices (ours included) are all being closed so we can consolidate staff into the main office (which is an hour away from my house). What they're really saying is that we're going to be crammed in like sardines until we're picked off one by one. Rumor has it that we'll each be meeting with the executive editors to discuss our positions, straight up "Office Space"-style.

In another dated movie reference, it's kinda like the Titanic just hit the iceberg and it's only a matter of time til we're all floating dead on planks of wood in the middle of the ocean. God, I love that I went to school for journalism. I mean, I knew the money was awful (my academic advisor told me that the guy who worked across the street at 7-Eleven would make more), but the economy --and the Internet-- are eating my industry alive.

Basically, it's not good... but my one laugh today came after reading an e-mail from my fellow reporter (and blogger), entitled "6 Emails You Get When Your Company is About to Go Under." Check it out and see how many apply to your job, and if it's a lot...start applying to other jobs.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

RIPs

Because it's been so long since my last post, I decided to combine the moderately recent passing of a talented journalist with the very recent passing of a memorable comedian.

While I was on vacation (June 13), longtime "Meet the Press" moderator, Washington bureau chief and one of Time magazine's 100 most influential people--Tim Russert--died of a heart attack. [For more on Russert's death, click here]

As an American, it's hard to ignore a untimely death of a public figure...but as a fellow journalist (albeit on a much more amateur level), it's sad to see one of the good ones go. Journalists aren't always known as the cuddliest of professionals, but Russert will forever be lauded as an extremely talented and respectable man whose influence on this country and this profession will not soon be forgotten.

More recently, comedian/actor/"disturber of peace" George Carlin died Sunday of heart failure. And for your sake, I hope you've seen at least one of his HBO comedy specials, listened to one of his many comedy albums or at least watched "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure."

The Associated Press distributed a comprehensive obituary this week, so rather than me try to reiterate Carlin's career...
LOS ANGELES (AP) — George Carlin, the dean of counterculture comedians whose biting insights on life and language were immortalized in his "Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV" routine, died Sunday. He was 71.

Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica complaining of chest pain and died of heart failure later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.

Carlin constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the "Seven Words" — all of which are taboo on broadcast TV to this day.

When he uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested on charges of disturbing the peace, freed on $150 bail and exonerated when a Wisconsin judge dismissed the case, saying it was indecent but citing free speech and the lack of any disturbance.

The words were later played on a New York radio station, resulting in a 1978 Supreme Court ruling upholding the government's authority to sanction stations for broadcasting offensive language during hours when children might be listening.

Despite his reputation as unapologetically irreverent, Carlin was a television staple through the decades, serving as host of the "Saturday Night Live" debut in 1975 — noting on his Web site that he was "loaded on cocaine all week long" — and appearing some 130 times on "The Tonight Show."

He produced 23 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, three books, a few TV shows and appeared in several movies, from his own comedy specials to "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" in 1989 — a testament to his range from cerebral satire and cultural commentary to downright silliness (sometimes hitting all points in one stroke).

Carlin won four Grammy Awards for best spoken comedy album and was nominated for five Emmys. Last week, it was announced that Carlin was being awarded the 11th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, which will be presented Nov. 10 in Washington and broadcast on PBS.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The following takes place between the years 2008 and 2009

Not even (a fully sober) Jack Bauer can save the newest season of "24" from the effects of the Writer's Strike.

Much to my dismay, the new season--which was supposed to begin last month--will not air until January 2009.

Eight episodes of this season had already been filmed before the beginning of the strike. Unfortunately, once the season is completed, for it to air would mean a season finale in the summer, which the network was unwilling to do.

RELATED LINKS:
Bauer back in business

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Let the writers return!

Good news, rerun and reality television haters! The three-month long writer's strike is very close to an end, with writers potentially returning to work this Wednesday.

Writers Guild of America leaders voted today to let its members decide Tuesday if they'd like to ratify a new contract and allow a flood of ink slingers and all other necessary employees to return to work.

According to the guild's summary, the deal provides union jurisdiction over projects created for the Internet based on certain guidelines, sets compensation for streamed, ad-supported programs and increases residuals for downloaded movies and TV programs.

Under the contract, writers would get a maximum $1,200 flat fee for streamed programs in the deal's first two years and then get a percentage of a distributor's gross in year three -- the last point an improvement on the directors deal, which remains at the flat payment rate.

Any projections on which television shows are gonna get the can once the writers return?

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Writers won't strike against Taco Bell

So now in addition to the World Series free taco, the Stephen Colbert presidential endorsement and the Chicken Dance football bet, Yum! Brands Inc. has offered up yet another current event-inspired marketing ploy.

This time, Taco Bell is asking striking writers to consider writing the material for they clever (but sometimes creepy) sauce packets.

Some highlights of the saucy sayings: "If you throw this, would it be a flying saucer?" and "Use your stomach, nacho mind." [click here for a comprehensive and illustrative list]

Ten winners --who must be members of the Writer's Guild of America-- will be selected and receive a year's supply of free Taco Bell (up to $260)."
The writer's strike is now in its second month, and Taco Bell wanted to show its support for the thousands of creative minds itching to press pen to paper, or in our case, Border Sauce packets." - David Ovens, Chief Marketing Officer, Taco Bell.
Some of those packet lines are great, and personally, I'd love to have the opportunity to write for them. That would make my life much more complete than my current full-time writing position (not kidding), but sadly, the WGA has not extended an invitation to me just yet.

And just as an added bonus feature, if you visit this site, you can dress the sauce packet, and it actually responds with sayings to what you dress it in. It's some fun times, seriously!

RELATED LINKS
Yo quiero free taco
President of Poultry
Don't be chicken, bawk-bawk-bakawwk!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

My super worst show ever created

Unlike a lot of television elitists, I haven't been crying over the writer's strike keeping quality programming off of my idiot box. There's nothing that the average person can do right now to fix it, so buck up and watch The Biggest Loser or Rock of Love in the meantime.

But I stumbled upon a few new show announcements and I came very close to vomiting in my mouth over MTV's upcoming show, Exiled!

The network is taking past diva teenagers from its My Super Sweet 16 show and sending them to far away places, such as Africa and Antarctica, in hopes they will gain a new worldly perspective on life.
“Some of these girls had very little awareness of what was going on around them and were very self-centered. We thought, ‘Here’s an opportunity.’" - Dave Sirulnick, exec VP
I didn't think television could get any worse than Super Sweet 16, but I was mistaken. The show is set to premiere this spring, God help us.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

This is one class I need to take

An article from Time.com caught my eye, and my peaked interest might be getting some inventive Parsons student an A.

The 15 students from Parsons The New School for Design in New York City are enrolled in a class called Internet Famous [click here to visit the blog], an experimental course in which the students utilize online strategies for distributing and promoting their art in our Google/MySpace/Digg/Facebook/blog-erific modern age.

Jamie Wilkinson teaches how to use headlines, keywords and tags to attract the attention of search engines, and how to use social networks to seek out the audience that will be most receptive to their content.

The students are then graded by a matrix, based on the amount of fame they receive. Wilkinson has three computers that scour the Internet, caught in a constant loop of what he terms "scraping" — constantly going through search engines, blogs, networking sites, video hubs and other sources for what's hot, what's new, and where his students stand, according to the article.

And this Time.com article certainly must have skyrocketed their hits--I tried to get on the Internet Famous Class Web site and I had the little Mac color swirly/hourglass cursor for like, five minutes. There must be thousands of people on this site at any given time!

I love this idea. It's pure genius. And my blog would probably get taken to school by these kids.

Friday, December 14, 2007

The rogue elf who stole Christmas



Dear little brat,

You're getting nothing for Christmas. I hate you and I will kill your dog when I visit your house this year.

Love,
Santa


Okay, so maybe that's a little exaggerated, but children in Canada who wrote to Santa this year have been receiving some naughty letters in return, maybe like that one above.

11,000 Canada Post employees and volunteers participate in a "Write to Santa" program and deliver millions of letters to children who sent letters to the North Pole, which has a special H0H 0H0 Canadian postal code.

But at least 10 nasty letters have been sent out to children in Ottawa this year by, what the Canada Post is calling, a "rogue elf." Until the perp is caught, the service has been shut down.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Being written off

Television show writers will be on strike as of Monday, 12:01 a.m. (Pacific) after negotiations over DVD sales royalties were not resolved. Reports are saying late-night talk shows will take the first hit.

Because these shows cover timely subjects, they are rarely shot in advance. Soap operas usually have 30 days worth of shows and will be affected if the strike goes longer. Other series and reality shows will begin re-airing old episodes in 2008 if the strike lasts even longer.

As if television wasn't bad enough, now we're going to get stuck watching Dancing With the Stars results shows from last season.

Hey, maybe now people will actually watch Last Call With Carson Daly - watching him try to host a show without writers has got to make it less terrible than it already is.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Getting all Mark Twain and ish

If you're itching to write a novel, but really can't move out to a log cabin in the woods and live in seclusion, you should considering participating in NaNoWriMo, or National Novel Writing Month, which starts today.

If you go to the site and sign up, you join thousands of people across the country all trying to find an hour or two each day to pen their award-winning story.

The goal is to write a 50,000-word novel by the end of the month, Nov. 30. Each day, you can upload what you've written to the site and it counts your words for you. You don't edit or think, you just write. Let the ideas flow and worry about editing in December. Best part is - it's free!!

And if you're catching this post late, there's still time - they take latecomers, no questions asked! Give it a shot!