"If I was a diva, my name would be Ferosh"

WARNING: SPOILERS
Ohhhh tonight's Project Runway made me furious. But before we get to the good stuff, let's cover the logistics.

This week, the designers selected their models based on their avant garde hairstyles and asked to create an equally as avant garde look to match. Each designer was randomly paired off, and halfway through, Tim Gunn announced that the pairs would need to create a ready-to-wear look that embodied the essence of the first couture garment.

Jillian and Victorya ended up together, and yawn-o-rama. Two of my least favorite people this season and they end up with the awesome girl sporting a crazy Sanjaya-inspired mohawk.

Team Fierce, aka Chris and Christian, was totally my pick this week. Not only did Christian inspire the title of this entry, but he was flamboyantly strutting around the design room showing female models how to fiercely walk the catwalk.

My girl, Kit Pistol, and stupid Ricky were matched up. He is a fashion designer--shouldn't he know that that conductor's hat is horrendous?!

Of all the teams, though, Rami and Sweet P butted heads the most and Rami's stubborn and demanding side came out tonight.

Post-runway show, Team Fierce and Team Yawn were the judges' favorite. Chris and Christian created this giant - completely avant garde - brown, marshmallow, frilly, monster of a dress, followed by a really cute ready-to-wear look. Jillian and Victorya took the punk/equestrian look, which I personally thought looked better before the model took the trench coat off. Thank goodness the girls didn't take this one because I'm seriously sick of them winning challenges. And as a prize, Chris/tian's looks were featured in an Elle fashion show.

On the other end were Rami/Sweet P and Kit/Ricky. The judges were disappointed that Rami has done nothing but create draped garments and he threw Sweet P under the bus this week. Kit was criticized for her arguably sloppy Scarlett O'Hara look(below, left) and the hideous baby doll dress that Ricky made (below, right). Sucks that the very first time Kit is singled out, it's for a negative.

For some reason, Ricky was safe first, even though he made probably the ugliest thing I've seen all season (yes, even worse than Simone's look from the first episode). Then Sweet P was safe, and at that point, Kit had to be thinking, 'Well, $#%!,' because Rami is a shoe-in for Olympus Fashion Week. And sadly, another one of my favs was undeservedly sent home this week.

WHY IS RICKY STILL THERE?! (Yes, I'm going to bitch about this until they send him home. He's so terrible!)

Eight down--seven to go. Make it work!

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