Friday, November 9, 2007

Hell hath no fury like a creepy priest

A creepy priest, who has stalked John McEnroe because he assaulted him in 7th grade, has set his Godly sight on Conan O'Brien. No worries--he's been arrested.

Father David Ajemian has been "tracking" Conan since they went to Harvard together. He even contacted Conan's parents in their Massachusetts home.

In previous letters he's sent, signed as "Padre," and written on his church's letterhead, he mentios shooting Conan at his Manhattan high-rise and kidnap him like Robert DeNiro's character does to Jerry Lewis in "The King of Comedy." He wants a "public confession" or a "spot on Conan's couch."

Maybe they'll bring him on while the writers are on strike?

No comments: