To catch a bachelor

He's attractive, loaded and likes to rape young women - he's perfect for our new reality show!

A Boston attorney once considered as a candidate for the first season of ABC's "The Bachelor" is, according to authorities, a serial rapist.

He's charged with the rape and attempted rape of two 19-year-old women in 2004 and 2006. He also allegedly drugged and then raped an 18-year-old college student in a Miami Beach club. Posecutors also alleged that he took one of the womento Neiman Marcus and bought her a $700 dress and $250 shoes, took he back to his apartment and slammed her head against a door and knocked a phone from her hand as she tried to dial 911.

Did this guy read "Loves Music, Loves to Dance" by Mary Higgins Clark, or what? That must have been some Neiman Marcus dress...

How terrible would this have looked for ABC had they actually hired this serial rapist to be the bachelor, Mr. Perfect, for the show's first season? Funny, I thought it was NBC that tried to catch the predators...

Sexyyyyy