50 Repent

A Christian media watchdog group, which once called Rapper 50 Cent a satanist, is demanding that 50 Cent make good on his bet with Kanye West and stop making his music, after the rapper's album sales could not compare to K-West's.

The Resistance is hoping that 50 will retire. "The world will be a better place when this satanic piece of filth retires and stops making music," said the group's spokesman. Youch.

Really though, if smack talk from the media and everyone else in the world isn't going to make him stay true to his word, only God himself committing a drive-by smighting is going to stop Fiddy, not some Christian-activist running his mouth.