Showing posts with label Real World. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Real World. Show all posts

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Lauren Conrad: Over 'The Hills'

Uh-oh 'Hills' fans - Lauren is talking about calling it quits!

The Hills protagonist told Extra! last night that, "It's coming to a point where I love this show so much, but I'm ready to kind of walk away. I've been doing it for five years now. Five years on TV is a really, really long time."

Ahhh, suddenly it makes sense why they are not pushing Whitney's life on us!

Lauren apparently wants to walk away from MTV's most popular show to tour college campuses and talk to co-eds about domestic violence and the like. (Similar to past Real World-ers.)

But wait--there's more: Lauren and Heidi are friends again!

USmagazine reports that the two made up at a Malibu Rum sponsored dinner at STK in Los Angeles Tuesday night. Heidi came over and congratulated Lauren on her clothing line and the two hugged. Daww, how sweet...but I didn't believe they were ever really fighting in the first place.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

150 strangers, picked to sit in an audience

If it seems like 15 years since MTV's "The Real World" was...well, real, that's because it has been. And while you may have jumped ship on the abomination of reality that the show represents long ago, MTV is giving you a thrilling chance to indulge in its last 19 seasons. Come on, I'm sure you liked at least one of them...

The "Real World Awards: Roast 'Em and Toast 'Em," which airs March 29 at 1 p.m., will gather nearly two decades' worth of "reality stars" who simultaneously established and degraded themselves on a national stage...and probably some of those no-name, scrub Real Worlders as well.



The awards portion of the show will be decided by viewers. You can visit the Real World Awards Web site to vote for at least 13 categories, including Hottest Male and Female, Best Fight, Best Meltdown and Biggest Playa.

I must gripe for a moment about how I see this playing out. Because most people who watched The Real World in its prime years are now in their '30s, I have a feeling that all the new d-bag Real Worlders are undeservedly going to win. For example, Hottest Male will probably go to Alex from Denver, even though he's a major tool, but (aside from Las Vegas) that season had comparatively high ratings and it's fresh in people's minds. Plus, why aren't Irene and Steven from Seattle listed under Best Fight!? [click here to watch that fight!] That was the slap heard 'round the world, for reality's sake!

And no one should even stand a chance against Puck for Roommate from Hell, but that was FOURTEEN YEARS AGO. All current RW viewers know is that dumb, what's-her-name blond girl on this last season who pushed what's-her-name into a bookcase. Puck constantly disrupted the entire house and stuck his scabby fingers into the community peanut butter - that still skeeves me out!

I don't really care about this as much as it seems, but if you feel like taking a trip down Real World memory land, check out the voting and represent for the good old days. Or vote for the toolbags. I don't really care.

The reality special will precede the show's 20th season premiere--God help us--and feature tributes to both Pedro Zamora (San Francisco), who died from AIDS after the season aired, and Frankie Abernathy (San Diego), who died last year from cystic fibrosis.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Tons of television updates!

Normally meetings for work have me missing the 'fabulous' television that is Wednesday night, but I was fortunate enough to be home at a reasonable hour last night and caught a smattering of reality programming.
First off, if you ever thought American Idol was entertaining throughout it's 25 years of being on television, please feel free to comment, but I watched some of the singing show last night and thought it was worse than ever before. And if you never thought the show was worth a glance before, well, now is certainly not the time.

This season is not funny. Anyone who sucked at singing didn't suck badly enough to be amusing. Too many personal segments, especially about people who didn't even make it--why did we learn all about the female fighter pilot if she was just an average singer was gonna get rejected in bland manner? Or the guy whose wife went into labor but then the entire new family got the boot out the door. And Simon was a watered down version of his former seasons' self. Snooooozefest.


I was watching AI mostly because it was the lead-in to the 9 o'clock hour premiere of The Moment of Truth, Fox's new reality game show that pushes contestants to truthfully answer personal questions for $500,000.

The critics may rip this show, but it makes for an rousing hour of smutty, midweek television. If you like people embarrassing themselves and ruining their lives in front of their family, friends and the rest of the nation, you should probably tune in. (Now that I think about, that's probably why they put this show on post-Idol; same sort of results, eh?).

The premise is slightly difficult to follow at first. I think it's that contestants have several tough questions posed to them while hooked up to a polygraph test (yes, I know, how reliable are those?) to create a final report of which answers are truths and which are lies. Producers select 21 of those questions to again be asked of the contestant --this time on stage-- and they can choose to answer the same as before or change their answer if they believe they lied the first time around. The questions get more personal and harder to answer as the contestant moves up the pyramid, but if they answer everything truthfully, they walk away with a nice chunk of change.

Last night's first contestant seemed to have little trouble revealing that he believes he is the best looking one of his friends, has checked out other football players' goodies in the shower, has given his wife a reason not to trust him and that he believes she will not be his lifelong partner.

But that could all be worth it if you go home with half a mill, right?

Wrong. When asked if the guy touched his personal training clients more than needed, to his wife's relief, he answered no. Unfortunately, the lie detector test decided that was a big, fat lie and the guy lost all the money he had accumulated to that point (which was something like, $25,000). And his marriage is probably ruined.

The show should really be called "The [long pause] Moment [long pause] of [long pause] Truth" because sometimes there is a little too much dramatic pausing, but it's really just an entertaining Jerry Springer-like game show hosted by Mark Walberg (former host of Temptation Island, the greatest show ever created.)


And that brings us to the best premiere of the night: The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Gauntlet III.

All I've gotta say is this series has been the best show on MTV in the last 10 years, and this season should be no different. Already plenty of hook-ups and CT rage, and the challenges seem like they'll be no holds barred. I was pretty happy with the result of last night's first Gauntlet. I won't spoil it, but the person who goes home is the biggest tool on the Rookie team.

This season has a few new twists, as well. It's Rookies v. Vets, which are people who have participated in more than one challenge to date, and you've got a total of 32 people, adding even more to the drama. In addition to the episode's winning team selecting who from the losing team will enter the gauntlet, they can also select someone from the other team to be safe. This prevents the person going into the Gauntlet from knocking off the weakest person on the team, and making the team less effective in the long run by saving its weakest link.

A very welcome change is that there is no "team bank account" this season, so you must win the entire challenge to go home with anything. This leaves the guys on the Vets team already plotting to throw the female missions so that their team will be all men (and arguably stronger) going into the finale.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Tons of television

Good news for those of you going through late-night television withdrawal lately: Leno, Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, Letterman and Craig Ferguson will all return to air tomorrow night.

But there is still a lot up in the air regarding primetime programming, and some people are worried that the reality TV monster is going to gobble up television as we know it. Sorry folks, but there's not a lot we can do about it, so let's celebrate some of the incredible--that's slightly sarcastic--television slotted to premiere in the next few weeks.

Biggest Loser Couples - NBC - Jan. 1: I've not been a follower of this show in the past, but I watched the premiere tonight and it was moderately entertaining [click here to read more about this season]. Interesting twist on the original. Something that might be left on in the background.

The Celebrity Apprentice - NBC - Jan. 3: I just got into The Apprentice last season, and I'm excited for more Trump time, but this list of celebrities is filled with scrubs. But I'm excited for the shameless product placement to come.

American Gladiators - NBC - Jan. 6: This is going to be incredible. That's all I have to say.

Rock of Love II - VH1 - Jan. 13: I'm a sucker for Bret Michaels and the first season of this show was entirely too addictive. It don't mean nothing but a good time, so please, tune in.

The Gauntlet III - MTV - Jan. 23: It's been way too long since MTV has put out a Real World/Road Rules challenge, so I'm stoked for the new Gauntlet. The cast will again be split into Rookies v. Vets and the characters look like they will not disappoint. Coral is back, baby!!

Let's also look forward to Flavor of Love III (Feb. 11), the continuation of The Hills' season three, Top Chef Chicago, and I guess we can look forward to American Idol's whatever number season it is, beginning Jan. 16. And in a non-reality television sense, we've got Entourage coming in sometime this year and grr, a postponed due to the writer's strike season of 24.

That's a lot of TV.
P.S. I do have a life, seriously.