Cells stunt semen

While some studies are looking at cell phones' effect on brain cells, this one is testing the testes.

Men, beware:
Your phone is cooking your balls!

Your cell phone is a bit fuzzy

I know they come up with some crazy things in Japan, but this is almost unbearable (haaa).

The Kuma Phone -- or "Bear Phone" -- by Wilcom is a stuffed bear that holds a SIM card and is an actual working phone. Users can even program four numbers into speed dial, which can each be dialed by pressing one of the bear's four paws. It also vibrates and makes custom noises for incoming calls, which can be answered and ended by pressing the animal's tail.

Call me crazy, but I thought we were tending toward sleek and shiny phones...

The item was recently shown at the Good Design Expo in Tokyo. Maybe it can help you get your bearings - haaa, get it? bear - rings. I love being corny.

So, How much for this fuzzy phone, you ask? Oh, only $500. What a rip - they could have at least picked a cuter bear instead of some raggedy-ass looking furball.

Bud Selig is a wife beater??

Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig slipped up a bit last week when his cell phone rang during a press conference the other day. But it wasn't just the ringing that was distracting - it was Selig's accidental threat to his beloved wife. Watch and see.