Showing posts with label PETA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PETA. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Creme Boob-lee?

Ben and Jerry's is known for being environmentally friendly and using organic ingredients, so the people at PETA are thinking that the ice cream company should take being organic to the next level...

PETA urges Ben and Jerry's to use human milk

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health. PETA officials say "breast is best!"

Something tells me that wouldn't do too much good for their sales...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Q: Why did the dying bird cross the road?

A: To get away from this girl.

Warning: This video contains a moderately graphic image of an animal dying. Please don't come after me, PETA. It's kind of sad, but completely not worthy of this spaztastic (and hilarious) performance.

...Enjoy?


Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Shake it like a snow globe

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have launched a set of animated holiday e-cards to promote mockery and malevolence of animal-abusing celebrities, featuring--who else? Michael Vick.

The cards depict each celeb in his or her own snow globe world, participating in some activity that PETA deems cruel, i.e. wearing fur, hunting, skinning chickens. The user can select which card they'd like to view and click and shake the snow globe.


Vick's features the football star clad in an orange jumpsuit and football helmet, pacing the grounds of prison while security guards and growling dogs patrol.

Other celebs include Dick Cheney, Colonel Sanders and Kate Moss.

My personal fav is Mary Kate and Ashley Olson, which Peta has lovingly named "Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollson." The twins scream when they're flying through the air and return to a dancing position once you've stopped shaking, but then randomly some old man stumbles by and throws up on them, and they say, "How rude!" Any old school Full House reference gets an A in my book, whether the card is lame or not.