As a woman, I hesitate to say some of the things on the list made me laugh. It also made me think of Ron Burgundy's line, "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
So without further ado... [click the links below for a more detailed account]
- 10. Go topless - well sometimes we'd prefer if you didn't...
- 9. Hold their liquor - Click this one. Totally true.
- 8. Manscape - Um, well, yeah. Duh.
- 7. Navigate spatially
- 6. Shave their heads
- 5. Play real sports - Don't even get me started on this one...
- 4. Fertilize eggs - Where, pray tell, are you finding these eggs?
- 3. Pee standing up - Yeah, true. Unfair.
- 2. F^%* things - Way to go, boys. Be proud.
- 1. Age well - I won't argue this one. George Clooney will still be hot when he's 85.
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