"Your balls are showing"

Spencer Tunick, a New York photographer famous for large-scale nude projects, has created some 'balls-out' shots to celebrate The Beautiful Game.

Tunick shot 1,840 nude volunteers yesterday in Vienna's Ernst Happel stadium--the site of the EURO 2008 — the European soccer championship — which will be played next month.

The photographer had hoped to get 2,008 people out for the shoot, but no go. The shoot took place over a several hours, and the models posed in various positions throughout the stadium. [click here to view the gallery]

The goal, according to an ad for volunteers, was "to capture and combine the spirit of sports, the grand sweeping waves of stadium architecture and the abstract relation of the human form to modern structures."

...what?

Has anyone else seen the White's Metal Detector commercials? [watch the video, please]

"Metal detecting is one of America's fastest growing hobbies."

Really? Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure the last time I saw someone use one of those was...oh, hmm never? Wait, that's a lie. Screech used one in that Saved By the Bell episode where they worked at the Malibu Sands. I hated those episodes.